I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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