i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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