Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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