Me. At least after what I've been through.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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