Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
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My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
This is my life. Enjoy the view
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