This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
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He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
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Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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