It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
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Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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