Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed