You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
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she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
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posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible