And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
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I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
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All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship