I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
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don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
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Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.