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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?

  (816): View more from Missouri

  i hope so.

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• (707): View more from California

  I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n

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  sry, psychiatrist trumps professor

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.

  (864): View more from South Carolina

  And I meant every ounce of it.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.

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