do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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