Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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