this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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