ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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