Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
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My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
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Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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