no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
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