Tell her she can't have a vagina
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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