If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
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Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
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I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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