dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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