Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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