best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
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"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I think pants incapable of making pants work
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