Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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