He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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