I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
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birth control should be required to get into college
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
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I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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