But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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