I cockslap morals
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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