How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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