I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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