We should be called the Road Head Warriors
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
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just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
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I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
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