i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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