we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
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