No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Randomize
