should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Shitshow foam night was such a success
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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