I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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