I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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