What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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