I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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