I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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