sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
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I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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