why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
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You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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