my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
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We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
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If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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