who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
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