Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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