Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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