Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
