We're facebook friends in real life
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
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