She said her name was "party"
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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