And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
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My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
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FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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