Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I am one with the molecules
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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