Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Randomize
