I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
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Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
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