I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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