How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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