Will you blow on my dice?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
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I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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