Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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