i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
