FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
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this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
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There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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